Bucket List for 2012

I've seen some really AmaZinG bucket lists, and I don't really want to be competitive so I've made my own with somewhat realistic things to do.

1. Throw EGGS at a stranger in my own driveway (oops, convicted already!)

2. Get in someone else's car (did that one, thought it was mine)

3. Skinny Dip (and I got caught)

4. Eat the last of the ice cream and put it back in the freezer ....

..... and then watch as someone else thinks they are going to have some ice cream - he he.

5. TP someone's house ...... wait for it ..... while they are with me and blindfolded.

(That one was quite funny)

6. Go one full day without doing any of the 'million' things I do all day long, and then wait for hubby to say "What did you do today?" and I say "NOTHING!"

7. Drink milk from the carton (but I don't like milk, maybe I can drink from the diet coke can?!?!)

8. Dance with the Easter Bunny

9. Be taller than at least one other adult in the room.

10. Pretend I am a different Professional (penis surgeon, ice cream taste tester, magician, pre school guidance counselor etc) with each person I talk to at a party.

11. At a public shower, take someone's clothes and leave behind a clown costume.

12. Sing on the streets for tips. (And since I can't sing, I probably don't want to quit my day job - oh wait, I don't get paid for my day job, only my NIGHT job.)

I think I should quit while I am ahead.